Quote by Steve Kurtz

“Calvin's Mom confronts him as he stands at the open front door, going to school: Calvin, are you going to take that stuffed tiger…

— Bill Watterson

“Calvin had been frozen for almost 300 years. After that, he had been quarantined to a laboratory for several days, fed kitten, insulted by…

— Brian Cramer

“Can I kill him?” Calvin said it so seriously. It just about melted her panties right off. No man should ever look or sound…

— Eve Langlais

“Calvin was still eating; he was a beast! Even Lucky had already given up by then.   “Whoa…”

— Steve the Noob

He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's…

— Tommy Cooper

“The librarian is a caricature of librarian - short white hair, horn-rimmed glasses, a bosom you could hide Christmas presents under and a New…

— Bart Yates

“As a general rule, librarians are a kick in the pants socially, often full of good humor, progressive, and, naturally, well read”

— Bill Hall

“good for my thighs; all this humping of books, good for my biceps.”

— Carole Matthews

“...I am still librarian in your house, for I never was dismissed, and never gave up the office. Now I am librarian here as…

— George MacDonald