Jealousy Quote by Steve Almond

“Mmm, butt bagels." Elody reaches into the bag and pulls out a bagel, half squashed, then makes a big deal of taking an enormous…

— Lauren Oliver

“When I was young” … “Before I was twenty, I mean, I used to think that life was a thing that kept gaining impetus,…

— Paul Bowles

“You know, this is the first time in many years that I really wished I hadn’t given up smoking. It would give me something…

— Gary Goldstick

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker

“Char bought a pack of clove cigarettes, claiming they tasted good, to which I ask why doesn't she just go suck on a clove…

— Julie Halpern

“Life was becoming shorter and the thought that he would never stop smoking filled him with a strange satisfaction. Ignoring the warning on the…

— Jo Nesbø

“Smoking is a filthy habit,” he told the young Waylon. “Wish I’d never picked it up.”

— Bryan Nowak

“What a mealy-mouth. Windier than a bag of assholes.”

— Rodney Ross

“I squinted from the thick tobacco smoke, the breath of cheap alcohol, and the sweet or very sour smells of wildly divergent hygiene. “Hey!”

— Kenneth C. Johnson

“My mother smoked too but I guessed by now she had quit the habit, which was, I supposed, one of the advantages of being…

— Polly Horvath

“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.”

— Paul Auster

“Then he reached to an even higher shelf and brought down another plastic grocery bag, this one from Tesco, which is decidedly less upscale.…

— David Sedaris