"A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's…" — Stephen King

"A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean."

— Stephen King

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1,076 Quotes by Stephen King

Stephen King has 1,076 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I…
I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be…
... suicide gets in the air sometimes. Like a cold germ.
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe…
True love always happens in a flash.
But then fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the…
Yes, I've made a great deal of dough from my fiction, but I never set a single word down on…
I always drank, from when it was legal for me to drink. And there was never a time for me…
A man who lies about beer makes enemies.
Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day.
Now panic beats and flutters inside my skull like a flock of starlings locked in an attic.
No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one…

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More Dimwit Quotes

This quote is filed under Dimwit Quotes, one of 6 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with… — Ray Bradbury
In like a dimwit, out like a light. — Walt Kelly
Years ago, before this estate was generously and unwillingly turned over to the crown, the lord here was a genuine… — Shannon Hale
It's all about time, dimwit time, inferior time, people checking watches and other devices, other reminders. This is time draining… — Don DeLillo
Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord… — Ilona Andrews

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