Three years Quote by Stephen Adly Guirgis

“JUDAS: Clams, man, I haven’t been laid in three years, bro. Can ya believe that—guy like me? SATAN: Three years? JUDAS: I wasted my prime, man. And then I wasted my prime after my prime. SATAN: Well, I think you’ll prolly get fucked tonight, bro. JUDAS: Ya think so? SATAN: Yeah. I’m pretty sure.” quote by Stephen Adly Guirgis — Download Open image

““JUDAS: Clams, man, I haven’t been laid in three years, bro. Can ya believe that—guy like me? SATAN: Three years? JUDAS: I wasted my prime, man. And then I wasted my prime after my prime. SATAN: Well, I think you’ll prolly get fucked tonight, bro. JUDAS: Ya think so? SATAN: Yeah. I’m pretty sure.””

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Three years

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