Funny Quote by Stephanie Perkins Download Open image ““How much detention did you get? "Two weeks. One per arsehole.”” — Stephanie Perkins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“Somehow suspension sounded way worse than detention. Detention happens to everybody. Suspension, though - that's for the sociopaths. I wasn't a hundred percent sure… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“less than an hour ago, all I'd wanted was detention. Now, I was nominated for homecoming court and going to the big dance with… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Once, I ordered two thousand lady bugs from the local garden center and set them loose in the atrium. I sprinkled marigold seeds in… — Brenna Yovanoff Copy Share Image
“Have you ever been in jail, mate? Whatever you did in your life, nothing can be compared to a single day in jail.” — Stefania Mattana Copy Share Image
“I just came this morning and haven't been debriefed yet about the status of our latest prisoners. As a matter of fact, I'd barely… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“I remember the number to the school’s desk because last year, Molly thought it would be funny to prank-call a teacher and tell them… — Sophie Wilkinson Copy Share Image
“-You were in jail? What was it like? -Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.” — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“I get 75 letters a month. If i answered them that's all I would ever do.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.” — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
“This warmth over the telephone. Is it possible for home to be a person and not a place? Bridgette used to be home to… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“You said on my birthday that you were afraid of being alone, but I’ve been here this whole time. This whole time.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Lola: Do you think things have to be easy? For it to work? Cricket: NO. I mean, yes, but... sometimes there are... extenuating circumstances.… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Thanks. I forgot how to flip off the English. I'll use the correct hand gesture next time." "My pleasure. Always happy to educate.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Beautiful. He called me beautiful! But wait. I don't like Dave. Do I like Dave?” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“We're enveloped in pitch black. "Wait here," I whisper. "Are you getting your ax?" "Handcuffs." "Kinky. But, okay, I'll try it.” — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“And, suddenly, I want to touch him. Not a push, or a shove, or even a friendly hug. I want to feel the creases… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
