Quote by South Park Download Open image “If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane” — South Park ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I think the main thing I'd bring to Chewbacca is middle-aged spread. Chewbacca has looked after himself. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
“Even Spiderman farts… if he doesn’t he is not a man. But movies and comic books won’t show or write.” — Arun Prabhu- aradhya Copy Share Image
“I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials” — Ann Everett Copy Share Image
“Ender was a destroyer, but what he destroyed was illusion, and the illusion had to die...the truth about ourselves. Somehow this ancient man is… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“As the doctor treated the wound, Mazer said, " I don't care how much you eat, Ender, self-cannibalism won't get you out of this school.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Oh, I'll live Ender's life, too. It's so much more interesting than my own.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“For the first time in his life, a teacher was pointing out things that Ender had not already seen for himself. For the first… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has… — J.E. Fison Copy Share Image
“Irwins are never more alive than when they’re five minutes away from getting slaughtered.” — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share Image
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement! — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share Image
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing… — South Park Copy Share Image
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share Image
