““I puckered my lips together and kissed the air. Jeff’s eyes widened and his mouth actually dropped open. He scowled and averted his eyes, but just a few seconds later, he was looking at me yet again. I glanced around the room to make sure no one else was watching before I held Jeff’s gaze as I slowly slid my hand over my crotch, pretending to cup my dick. I stifled a smile as the guy’s face turned a scary shade of red. But instead of calling me out as a sick fuck or fag like I was expecting, he stole a glance around the room before letting his eyes return to me…and then to my crotch. He swallowed hard and actually licked his lips. Guy””