Blinded Quote by Slick Rick

“Oi sweetheart, is your mummy a thief?' 'No she's not.' she said, sucking her thumb to signal a temper tantrum. 'Well, then, m'dear,' said…

— Biyi Bandele-Thomas

Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.” My eyes went to his. “You are a thief, a cheat, a murderer, and a not-nice…

— Kim Harrison

I was getting keys for my apartment, and I asked if I could get doubles, because I'm forgetful, and the woman there said, "Yeah,…

— Mara Wilson

“I told her about my revenge on Topper the attempted rapist and the guy at the transient's hotel in Brooklyn, and, finally, I told her about stealing the money. "You did what?" She sat straight up in her chair, her eyes wide, her mouth open. "Shhh." Other diners were staring at us, frozen in silent tableau, some with forks or spoons halfway to mouth. Millie was blinking her eyes rapidly. Much quieter, she said, "You robbed a bank?" "Shhh." My ears were burning. "Don't make a scene." "Don't shush me! I didn't rob a bank." Fortunately she whispered it. The waiter walked up then and took our drink order. Millie ordered a vodka martini. I asked for a glass of white wine. I didn't know if it would help, but I figured it couldn't hurt. "A million dollars?" she said, after the waiter left. "Well, almost." "How much of it is left?" "Why?" She blushed. "Curiosity. I must look like a proper little gold digger." "About eight hundred thousand." "Dollars!" The man at the next table spilled his water. "Christ, Millie. You want me to leave you here? You're fifteen hundred miles away from home you know.”

— Steven Gould

“Yes, you must be very careful around thieves. They have the swiftest of hands. They can steal your underwear right off you and you…

— Steve the Noob

Then they gave me a loaf of bread and told me to walk through the forest and give some to anyone who asked. I…

— Patricia C. Wrede

“I nearly swallow my tongue when Cash pops up from behind the bar. “You must be Olivia.” “Holy mother of hell!” I say, grabbing…

— M. Leighton

“You ought to have known I'd do it!" My voice sounded harsh and savage like a stranger's in my ears. "Didn't I steal a…

— dashiell hammett

I dropped my voice and stared into her eyes. I could tell she was trying hard not to look away. I was so furious…

— James Patterson

“Baby," I said, "I’m a genius but nobody knows it but me." She looked down at me. "Get up off the floor you damn…

— Charles Bukowski

Evie replied with an eye-roll. “Do you think you can manage to not steal anything while I’m gone?” “The only thing I’m trying to…

— Libba Bray

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that.…

— Dean Martin