Go Quote by Simone Biles

Sometimes I do stuff where people say, 'Why did you do that?' And you know, it's very simple. I do it because I've never…

— Christoph Waltz

I was at my house, and me, and my brother, and my sister were kind of just playing around. And I was like, 'I…

— Sage Northcutt

“She twirled a pen in her fingers a second, giving me a I’ve-got-something-to-tell-you-but-I-don’t-know-how-to-say-it look. Clearly, she wasn’t used to doing this sort of thing.”

— Haruki Murakami

I got into college, and a gentleman gave me a ride in a plane, and he flipped it upside down so we're inverted flying,…

— Jimmy Graham

“what the flip!”

— Ron Roy

“Where did all the words go?" I asked. "They just wasted away," my mom explained, " like a leg you never walk on.”

— Jenny Offill

"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh.…

— Jim Gaffigan

I get plastic nails done in the salon. When I was younger, they were stronger, but now I get my nails built up. Then…

— Donovan

You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis

— Beavis And Butthead

“I’m keeping a lot of things from you.” My insides took a steep dive. “Like?” “Like the way I feel about being locked up…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

"Do you like card tricks?" "No, I hate card tricks," I answered. "Well, I'll just show you this one." He showed me three.

— W. Somerset Maugham

“Sometimes I picture all your fingers. Sometimes they're crawling down my spine. Sometimes they're buttoning your jacket. Sometimes you're far but your still mine.”

— Anonymous