Bag Quote by Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss

Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains,…

— Dave Barry

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue.…

— Redd Foxx

Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead and it…

— Herb Caen

Just wearing all black comes from Johnny Cash. I'm on the road so much that if I wear all black, my clothes never get…

— G-Eazy

A typical native New Yorker, I'm prone to wearing the city's unofficial sartorial color: black.

— Amanda Hearst

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that…

— Mitch Hedberg

Dirt is not dirty, but only something in the wrong place.

— Henry John Temple, 3rd Viscount Palmerston

I'm so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.

— Bernie Mac

In America, I feel black with all of the rubbish that comes with it.

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Can't have dirty garbage!

— Anonymous

Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?

— Anonymous

Dirty wont be having it in this house. Cause bitch I'll cripple your style.

— Old Dirty Bastard