Quote by Shirley Jump Download Open image ““I would rather cover my face in fire ants.” “Oh,”” — Shirley Jump ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I fended them off as best I could while trying to shield my eyes but, tragically, I'd left my flamethrower in my other suit.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“If only they were truly ants, wee could step on them and crush them.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“It’s more like he was an ant in the land of elephants. Nobody would notice his presence, no matter how much noise he might… — B. Barmanbek Copy Share Image
“I cannot let you burn me up, nor can I resist you. No mere human can stand in a fire and not be consumed.” — A.S. Byatt Copy Share Image
“If you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you... you won't be able to walk.” — Kentaro Miura Copy Share Image
“I didn't realize I needed to point out that if we are attacked by a fire-breathing bitch, you can change forms.” — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
“You stole my heart the day we met, and I've never asked for it back.” — Shirley Jump Copy Share Image
“God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom… — Shirley Jump Copy Share Image
