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Eat breakfast Quote by Sherry Shahan

“Bones stared at the cheap melamine plate with an omelet, fruit bowl, and dry toast. "Is something wrong?" Dr. Chu asked. I have the stomach flu, sore throat, tooth abscess, migraine, allergy to gluten . . . . I never eat breakfast on Wednesdays or in closed rooms or during a lunar eclipse…” quote by Sherry Shahan
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““Bones stared at the cheap melamine plate with an omelet, fruit bowl, and dry toast. "Is something wrong?" Dr. Chu asked. I have the stomach flu, sore throat, tooth abscess, migraine, allergy to gluten . . . . I never eat breakfast on Wednesdays or in closed rooms or during a lunar eclipse, especially in July or when I'm out of deodorant. . . "I'm just not hungry.””

Sherry Shahan

About This Quote

Source Short Story: The Unusual Breakfast, 2021

The narrator lists absurd health excuses to avoid eating, highlighting humor in overcomplicating simple tasks.

In simple terms: Absurd excuses mask simple refusal.

Key Takeaway

Simplify decisions and avoid overcomplicating.

Themes

humor absurdity daily life excuses

Mood

lighthearted reflective

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • diet planning
  • social gatherings
  • personal habits
  • stress management

Key Concepts

satire psychology

Questions to Reflect On

  • Why create complex reasons to avoid tasks?
  • How to address underlying avoidance?
A Different Perspective

Excuses can become avoidance patterns.

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