Quote by Sherman Alexie Download Open image ““I don’t think there is a saint of orthodontics.”” — Sherman Alexie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Whoever he is, he is not worth all this. And I will never unclench my teeth long enough to tell him so.” — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
“Then he said, “Strange…,” which is something you never want to hear from either your palm-reader or your dentist.” — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“I don't have but two teeth, but thank the Lord they both hit together.” — Karen Cecil Smith Copy Share Image
“Will Trystan, the vampire's, pending orthodontia work hinder his lust for blood? Find out in my upcoming novel . . .” — Arielle Hunter Copy Share Image
“For if there are saints, Madame knows they are few, and none of them are remembered long.” — Adam McOmber Copy Share Image
“He had a cute little gap in his teeth that I'd never noticed before.” — Elisa Ludwig Copy Share Image
“He may understand teeth, but he has no clue how the mind works.” — Derek Taylor Kent Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He says the earth is an oval marble that nobody can win. He says the sky is not blue and the grass is not… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Now, in the old days, Indians used to be forgiving of any kind of eccentricity. In fact, weird people were often celebrated. Epileptics were often shamans because people just assumed that God gave seizure-visions to the lucky ones. Gay people were seen as magical, too. I mean, like in many cultures, men were viewed as warriors and women were viewed… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“A century ago she might have been beautiful, her face reflected in the river instead of a mirror. But all the years have changed… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I don't think there's a whole lot of class literature at all. I think most of that has become racially based, and people don't… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Is there really a difference between that killing and this killing? Does God approve of some killing and not other killing? If I kill… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
My parents banned nothing, though the Christian fundamentalists in my tribe held book-and-record burnings every now and again. So, yes, fundamentalist assholes can also… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Or maybe I could have anesthetized myself with homework and extra credit and binge-reading.” — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Dear wife, I'm sorry that I am mysteriously incapable of folding clean laundry, but I iron, oh, I iron. Sweetheart, I'll make your white… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
