"If you have to dry the dishes (Such……" — Shel Silverstein
"If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful boring chore) If you have to dry the dishes ('Stead of going to the store) If you have to dry the dishes And you drop one on the floor Maybe they won't let you Dry the dishes anymore"
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Shel Silverstein
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132 Quotes by Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein has 132 quotes on this site.
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Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
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'I don't need very much now,' said the boy, 'just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very…
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If you're a bird, be an early bird. But if you're a worm, sleep late.
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How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em.
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I would hope that people, no matter what age, would find something to identify with in my books, pick one…
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Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the…
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G'bye, I'm going out to play!
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God says to me with a kind of smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer…
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Don't be dependent on anyone else. I want to go everywhere, look at, and listen to everything. You can go…
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Beware of being the roller / When there's nothing left to roll
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Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor,…
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I can be someone's and still be my own.
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