Despicable Quote by Shayne Silvers

“Maybe we'll have vampire prom." He shot me an appalled look. "What is this, Twilight?”

— Veronica Wolff

“Now, I bought us a movie to watch, the one that has sparkly vampires in it.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“When I saw the Twilight movies I thought being a Vampyre was so romantic. When my friends decided to be Vampyres it was so…

— Abramelin Keldor

“Somebody hates vampires, Mr. Chambeaux, but I have no idea who or why. Haven’t they read Twilight?”

— Kevin J. Anderson

“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”

— Larry Correia

“So maybe you kill just the American vampires. They started Twilight.”

— Johnny B. Truant

“There would be no twilight, I realized that. Ah, very sad indeed. But as a vampire I often beheld the twilight. So why should…

— Anne Rice

“Everything had become so Twilight only without the sparklies.”

— Dakota Cassidy

“Fanpires ?" "Breathers who pretend to be vampires. Anytime a new vampire movie comes out, they're out in the droves. Thanks a lot, Twilight.”

— Hannah Jayne

“Something radically new, the producer tells me. Think Virginia Woolf with dead bodies and car chases.”

— James Sallis

“Her last boyfriend had been homicidal and her current one was oblivious to the fact that she was a vampire.”

— Richelle Mead

“Apparently she used to star in movies. Probably The Bride of Frankenstein. - Simon Mugford”

— Claudia Osmond