Money Quote by Shane Black

“Your friend is so ugly and hairy. Hey, you'll upset my monkey ! We were talking to the monkey...”

— Anonymous

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

“Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine.”

— Cindy Roland Anderson

“What an ugly beast is the ape, and how like us.”

— Cicero

“DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU MONKEYS.”

— Jay Kristoff

“When talking apes from the future land on the beach, slay them.”

— Phil Elmore

“Softly, softly, catchy Monkey”

— Charlie Chan

“I always felt as if I'd been handed a cardboard box crammed full of monkeys. I'd take the monkeys out of the box one…

— Haruki Murakami

“I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the trench coat and there…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“Two ugly fucks stand in front of me. One with a bald head covered in swastikas and the other covered in pimples that are…

— Clarissa Wild

“Just who are the cheese monkeys? And what do they want?”

— Chip Kidd

“Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you.”

— Carol Ann Duffy