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Hatchet Quote by Scott Lynch

“Jean," Locke gasped out during a brief lull between spasms of retching, "next time I conceive a plan like this, consider putting a hatchet in my skull." "Hardly efficacious." Jean swapped a full bucket for an empty one and gave Locke a friendly pat on the back. "Dulling my nice sharp blades on a…” quote by Scott Lynch
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““Jean," Locke gasped out during a brief lull between spasms of retching, "next time I conceive a plan like this, consider putting a hatchet in my skull." "Hardly efficacious." Jean swapped a full bucket for an empty one and gave Locke a friendly pat on the back. "Dulling my nice sharp blades on a skull as thick as yours...””

Scott Lynch

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Lies of Locke Lamora, Scott Lynch, 2006

Jean sarcastically suggests a violent solution to a problem, highlighting dark humor and grim reality.

In simple terms: Jean jokes about extreme self‑harm as a solution.

Key Takeaway

Recognize humor’s limits in dire contexts.

Themes

dark humor despair friendship

Mood

cynical grim

Type

fictional satirical

When to use this quote

  • conflict resolution
  • stress relief
  • team dynamics
  • ethical dilemmas

Key Concepts

morality survival psychological coping

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does dark humor affect group morale?
  • When is it appropriate to use such jokes?
A Different Perspective

Joking about self‑harm can be triggering.

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