Funny Quote by Sazz Download Open image ““Can I please have 8 dollars worth of salt?”” — Sazz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Wrong-order
“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“I was stealing salt shakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“If you would know the worth of money, go and try to borrow some.” — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“You are the salt of the earth. But remember that salt is useful when in association, but useless in isolation.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get… — Josh Ozersky Copy Share Image
“buy some of my dead sea salt and mud soap, it's £50 but because i really like you, you can have it for £5” — hoolio rodriguez Copy Share Image
“Say Morg--you mind if I use the rest of your bath salts? There's only a little left.” — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
“I blinked at him. "What does salt have to do with any of this?" "It protects you from evil." "Salt?" Disbelief all but dripped… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“It pains me to think how much you are worth now." "I can't tell you that. If you can count it, you haven't got… — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
“You are the salt that adds flavor to the earth, and the whole universe is waiting to savor your uniqueness.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
