Gangsta quotes Quote by SARkARR Download Open image “Whoever invented Santa-Banta jokes shouLd be rewarded wit a 9mm buLlet in his ass” — SARkARR ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gangsta quotes
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
“Tim collected his gifts within the metal hoop and then pestered Santa for more, investigating pockets, sticking his hands into straw, lifting the sides… — Ron Hansen Copy Share Image
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more… — Butterfly_Kisses Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told him, "you'll… — Jim Harris Copy Share Image
“Osaka: Ah Get to ponderin' when Christmas rolls around. Y'all know Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? That's messed up, y'know? Saying his nose will… — Kiyohiko Azuma Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more readily than… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Be Religious not Superstitious.Religion does not makes u suprstitious its the people who do so. — SARkARR Copy Share Image
A rapper is not known by his face.its his lyrical ability,how he throws words on beat and his poetry which makes him famous. — SARkARR Copy Share Image
Religion makes you a better person,if you strongLy and trueLy follow its beliefs. — SARkARR Copy Share Image
Bhagat Singh died at the age of 23. His popuLarity Shows his Greatness which cant be put into words by any kind. — SARkARR Copy Share Image
Diwali is the only festival in which we fuck up atmosphere every year in the name of God.So its God's responsibility to clean it… — SARkARR Copy Share Image
HitLer is my bigest inspiration.iM folLowing his footprints anD thats what makes me feel ''This world wilL be mine 1 daY.'' — SARkARR Copy Share Image
