Bucket list Quote by Sara Taylor Woods

“Where did you learn that? Casing the joint 101 at the school for Mischief and Shenaniganry, of course. I think I pass you in…

— Denise Grover Swank

“I want to be remembered as a professor who said a lot of stupid things to his students.”

— Arne Næss

“He has trifled with the sacred memory of my husband," thought the Professor's widow. "On my life and honor, I will make him pay…

— Wilkie Collins

“There’s a contradiction in your thinking,” I said. “If I took your dirty money, you wouldn’t be able to trust my honesty.”

— Ross Macdonald

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

— Calvin Trillin

“But I’m the professor! This is my class! Show some respect!” “Okay,”

— James Patterson

“...the most important thing you must remember when dealing with a politically biased professor is to be friendly.”

— Lee Doren

“I will admit, I've never had a student offer himself up for a vicious beating in order to prove he's worth my time.” “This…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“how foolish I was ever to have thought that professors were intellectual giants. They’re people—and afraid the rest of the world will find out.”

— Daniel Keyes

“Tell me naughty things while I jack off. Say anything freaky, but don’t mention finance or economics. That’s just too kinky.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The guy says, “Buddy, the housing situation in Ithaca is tough. In fact, it’s so tough that, believe it or not, a professor had…

— Richard Feynman

“A Ph.D. big-shot professor. A mother who is a genius. And you shit in plastic bags. Unbelievable”

— Stuart Rojstaczer