"Getting married to a girl that weighs more……" — Sammy Bond
"Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80kg is polygamy."
More Getting Married Quotes
- I like getting married, but I don't like being married. — Don Adams
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who… — Eric Bana
- I think getting married gave me a focus. It gave me a focus and direction I want to have in… — Selma Blair
- Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of… — Nick Cave
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you… — Michel de Montaigne
- Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel. — Thomas More
- I should think that people would be more interested in politics and all that is happening, rather than two lovebirds… — Yoko Ono
- My life has always been geared towards my career. If my life is complete in other ways then I don't… — Kylie Minogue
- I don't know about bores. Maybe you shouldn't feel too sorry if you see some swell girl getting married to… — J D Salinger
- We all support the idea of a strong marriage, we all clearly like a good party. Call us hopeless romantics,… — Yvette Cooper
- And getting married this autumn was certainly an additional incentive to spend rather more time in England. — Jill Dando
- When I go home to Pennsylvania, my cousins who live in small towns and are twenty-three with kids are like… — Krysten Ritter