Quote by Samantha Young

You know what the duck said when their lover left them? "Quack!" I guess you can say that the duck quacked.

— Anonymous

“if it looks like ahh duck and Quack like ahh duck then…its an afflack!”

— Madea

“I’ll be honest, right now you could probably talk me into anything. Chains or leather or ducks.” “Ducks?” “Whatever.” Pen pressed against him. “What…

— K.J. Charles

“A child isn't a symbol, it's a child! It needs applesauce and, and, and playpens and an ass-load of other things we can't provide…

— Brian K. Vaughan

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K Bromberg

“It’s not what I think? If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...” I imply with a shrug “...well then you…

— K. Bromberg

Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me 'Duck.'

— Donald Dunn

“A young child does not give proper weight to words alone. His attention is secured when those words are punctuated by a sound spanking.”

— Tedd Tripp

“Eat anything before you started drinking?" Xander asked. "Fuck off." "I can tell that vodka is helping you make great decisions." Javier glared. "Fuck…

— Shayla Black

In my culture we just say f**k off.

— Ian Healy

I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, b*tch.' I was like,…

— Dave Chappelle

“I'm telling you: it's the rule book of all rule books when it comes to duck hunting. Unborn babies don't have as much protection…

— Phil Robertson