Quote by S Tabor Download Open image “I got a ticket today for a missing hubcap. The policeman told me my nuts were showing!” — S Tabor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I was being shown around a flat in Brixton once and the guy was properly sweating and kept saying, 'Are you going to take… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket! — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
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I was going to go to a midnight screening of 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure' in college, and it's the sort of thing where people dress… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
For several days I lived in my car in a retail park just off the M5. My ex-wife called the police and declared me… — Jay Blades Copy Share Image
A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
