Quote by S.C. Stephens

“Oh, poor me, I have to make out with a hot superstar. Women fawn over me wherever I go. I have fucktastic hair and…

— S.C. Stephens

“Griffin: “Did you just fuck him into submission?” He held his knuckles up to me. “Nice.”

— S.C. Stephens

“Griffin: Morning, my beautiful girl. Why did the sperm cross the road? A few seconds later, a second text came in. Griffin: Because I…

— Vi Keeland

“This guy had balls. Well, I mean, obviously he had balls. I hope he had balls. Bailey, stop thinking about his balls.”

— S. Walden

“Pull your balls out of your cunt.”

— Pam Godwin

“Chuckling. What am I now? A giddy ass tween whose balls haven’t fully dropped yet? I palm mine just to make sure my boys…

— S.L. Jennings

“I’m ashamed to say that getting behind the wheel of Dirk’s shiny Penismobile was actually a lot of fun.”

— Emmett Spain

“Dudley had punched him on the nose.”

— J.K. Rowling

“He’s coming over,” Lindsay says. “What do you want me to do? Kick him in the balls? I’ve been dying to kick him in…

— Stephanie Perkins

“You have bigger balls than some men I know.”

— Carolyn Arnold

“He cupped his testicles in his hands, and, with his wrists, pressed his penis hard against his belly until the semen came.”

— Michel Faber

“He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton