Affected Quote by Ryan Miller

It's funny how certain objects convey a message - my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass…

— David Sedaris

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty…

— Greg Knauss

I hate to say this, but I'll repeat it: After death, all we know that you do is stink.

— Jack Kevorkian

“You can’t smell shite in this cesspit of cheap alcohol, oversprayed perfume, and animal stench. (Dare) Oh see, there you’re wrong. I live in…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“When heard someone's boasting, I could smell shit of bull from afar.”

— Toba Beta

I've seen people who stink, but the film editor shows them just where they didn't stink. But if you're empty and manipulative on stage,…

— D. B. Sweeney

When I cook certain dishes, I smell my grandmother's kitchen, my grandmother's smells. I thought, 'What a wonderful way to tell a story.'

— Laura Esquivel

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.

— Dr. Seuss

“Somehow everything I own smells of you, and for the tiniest moment it's all not true”

— Snow Patrol

“Faeces by any other name would smell as gross”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Waking up to a smell is a lot more satisfying than waking up to a noise. Instead of barging in uninvited and yanking you…

— Adi Alsaid