Quote by Roger Rabbit

P-b-b-b-blease! Don't get bent out of shape! It's not like it's the end of the world!

— Roger Rabbit

That's it, Doom. Give me another excuse to pump you full of lead.

— Roger Rabbit

That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.

— Roger Rabbit

Yeah, nose plugs would be nice.

— Roger Rabbit

Listen, when I say I do, that means I do.

— Roger Rabbit

Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.

— Roger Rabbit

Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already?

— Roger Rabbit

That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.

— Roger Rabbit

P-p-please! Don't worry. Whatever you say. Yes, ma'am. Aye-aye, sir. Okey-dokey. Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. Or…

— Roger Rabbit

No thanks, Eddie. I'm trying to cut down.

— Roger Rabbit

When you called Maroon, you told him you had the will, but you don't. When he finds out, he's gonna be mad! He might…

— Roger Rabbit

But I don't want the drink.

— Roger Rabbit