Averageness Quote by Robert Sheckley

“I always say the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone”

— Mike Dirnt

“It’s going to crap everywhere, Travis. It’ll bark and whine and . . . I don’t know.” “So does America . . . minus the crapping.”

— Jamie McGuire

“The panel flew open and the person tumbled out in a heap in front of me, right on his face! My God: it was…

— Carter Alan

“[Springsteen] sort of catarrh-mumbles his ditties in a disgruntled mushmouth like Robbie Robertson on Quaaludes with Dylan barfing down the back of his neck.”

— Lester Bangs

“Can you believe how ridiculous they are? The girls here are shameless," America said. Finch shook his head in awe. "It's Travis. I think…

— Jamie McGuire

“don't give up till the buzzer sounds -coach joey”

— Mike Lupica

“Travis walked in and shut the door behind him. “I was mad. I heard you spitting out everything that’s wrong with me to America…

— Jamie McGuire

“Travis’ mouth fell open. “Oh, hell no. Are you trying to get me killed? You’ve gotta change, Pidge.” “What?” “Get a t-shirt on…and some…

— Jamie McGuire

“Don’t even think about it, Travis. She’s like my sister,” America warned. “Baby,” Shepley said. “You just told him no. He’s never gonna stop,…

— Jamie McGuire

“No matter how talented Richie was or how much shit he talked about what he could do, deep down he just didn't believe it'd…

— Eddie Huang

“So what are you doing here?" Dylan asked in between forkfuls of eggs. That was the first thing Dylan had said that bothered Joey.…

— K.A. Mitchell

“Oh, for fuck's sake, quit being pussies." Montana leaned against the doorframe, Coke in hand. "You hit me. I left. Billy got shot. You…

— Sean Michael