Quote by Robert Scotellaro

“You make the Titanic look like a tiny little misadventure.”

— Gina Ranalli

“A child is like a ship. One can never be too young to be steered to the right course.”

— Regan Walker

“- It is clear that we have to come down a bit from the high horse of reason on which we enjoy sitting. We…

— Johann Christoph Blumhardt

“Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being…

— Drew Magary

“We sit and watch the world around us. This has taken us a lifetime to learn. It seems only the old are able to…

— Nicholas Sparks

“Until the moment she actually sinks, the Titanic is unsinkable.”

— Julia Hughes

With the Titanic, enough time has passed and you can make fun of that.

— Seth Macfarlane

“Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it.”

— C.M. Stunich

“Child-rearing today was so complicated. You always had to think of what they'd say on television later.”

— Orson Scott Card

“If an eighty-year-old wants to skydive, then so be it. If I want to blow soap bubbles in the park, then why not? Why…

— Angela Scott

“Why is a two-year-old so terrible? Because she is systematically testing the fascinating and, to her, utterly novel notion that something that gives her…

— Malcolm Gladwell

“exposure to a two-year-old boy was probably the best possible object lesson in the dangers of motherhood,”

— Diana Gabaldon