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“I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.” quote by Robert A. Heinlein — Download Open image

“I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.”

Robert A. Heinlein

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