Quote by Rick Sanchez Download Open image ““Little tip, Morty. Never clean DNA vials with your spit.”” — Rick Sanchez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet unidentified. It… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“I know that I'm safe here. But I know what dirt and blood taste like, too.” — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we’d only find yours.” — Rudy Francisco Copy Share Image
“Remember, I’m a doctor. I know at least 3 ways to kill you without leaving a trace. Nx” — Ruth Ware Copy Share Image
“I’m a thief. What can I say, I’ve got sticky fingers. I robbed a sperm bank. But I did it for the people.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I ache, I rattle with supplements, and my grandchildren cannot believe I have ever been anything but prehistoric.” — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“Never open a can of worms unless you are prepared to consume the contents.” — Alphya Cing Copy Share Image
“One must be very careful with the little lip gloss hash container thingy.” — Sienna McQuillen Copy Share Image
Everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Jon Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot… — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image
The [Nuremberg Trial was] the biggest legal farce in history... the legend about six million supposedly murdered Jews acquired a legal basis, even though… — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image
I was just asking Chad [Myers], how can you get a volcano in Iceland? Isn't it too- when you think of a volcano, you… — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image
Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs… — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image
“The world is full of idiots that don't understand what is important.” — Rick Sanchez Copy Share Image