Adrian-ivashkov Quote by Richelle Mead

“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.”

— Cassandra Clare

“A vampire?” He laughed. Upon seeing my face he abruptly stopped. “Oh, you were serious?” he said questioningly. -Michael Lyons”

— Micalea Smeltzer

“He waited a second, then made an abrupt flapping motion with his hands. "Well?" he demanded. "I'm a vampire, you silly woman. Ask me…

— Rachel Caine

“Okay, brace yourselves for a really hilarious joke here: Being a vampire sucks.”

— Tamara Summers

“Either way felt weird. Either way would lead to jokes. Trey was the kind of guy that would look for something just slightly but…

— Gillian Flynn

“No? Well I guess that's ten points to Edward Cullen then, isn't it?” He grimaced at me. “Vampires are a bit grimmer in real…

— Caroline Peckham

“Vampires suck blood, but as a vampire, you just kinda suck.”

— Alix Adale

“What bothers you more?' he asks, leaning forward. 'The fact that I'm a vampire or the fact that you have me here, sitting in…

— A.M. Robinson

“Ernie greets us again and slaps some glasses on the bar. A young-looking guy in the back of the room mutters something about "damn…

— Kimberly Pauley

“I nipped little kisses along his jawline. God, I just couldn't keep my hands or lips off of him. "God, you are the most…

— Tish Thawer

“Ah, vampire humor. Thank God it never got old, said no one ever.”

— Chloe Neill

“Well, you can't be a vampire." I struggled to make it sound like I was teasing, not feverishly wishing. "You're not sparkling.”

— Katherine Pine