Humor Quote by Richard Rider

“want to put this fist attached to my wrist right through the window. Just to feel something. Just to feel human.”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Not the man that I use to be. Wouldn't even recognize him now...if he was right here standing next to me. Just moving forward,…

— Timothy Pina

“Mr. Awkward rolls up between us, lights a cigarette, makes himself comfortable. It’s the same bastard who shows up after you’ve bumped uglies with…

— Victoria Scott

“Who would have thought working for an angry jackass would result in my getting fucked up against a cold window at work and liking…

— Christina Lauren

“I get up and decide to sneak out of my house and tiptoe up to his window. I've seen this done on TV so…

— Chelsea Fine

“ Can't nothing bother me when I got my hands in the dirt , he said. Like I'm talking to God with my fingers .”

— Jesmyn Ward

“His plastic hand is up and he's waggling his fingers, I pretend I don't see. I'm not going to give him my fingers, I…

— Emma Donoghue

“He throws a quick arm around me and quotes a line we've always loved from The New Hampshire Hotel, "Keep passing the open windows.”

— Martha Manning

“When you look at me, baby, do I strike you as the type of man who lets the woman he intends to fuck walk…

— Tessa Bailey

“Perhaps the very least I wanted was for him to tell me that there was nothing wrong with me, that I was no less…

— André Aciman

“And a man who is stupid enough to let you slip through his fingers does not deserve you anyway.”

— Helen Brooks

“I thought if I created some distance, maybe I wouldn't want you to touch me so badly. Maybe I could come to work today…

— Mari Carr