"I don't particularly want to smear myself into…" — Richard Hammond

"I don't particularly want to smear myself into a hillside."

— Richard Hammond

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33 Quotes by Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond has 33 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is…
All of us, each and every one, lives a life that is, in its own right, an epic.
And to Mindy, I can only ever say a simple thank you. And dedicate the rest of my life to…
I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable…
For somebody who has injured their brain, every single thing they say and think will be the subject of their…
I had post-traumatic amnesia, five-second memory, it happens as a result of brain injury.
I would love to act. I probably won't make it to Hollywood at 42 years of age, but I'd love…
I damaged all the complicated bits of the brain to do with processing and emotional control. I was prey to…
This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a…
Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus…
At home I drive an old Land Rover.
Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills.

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