““My phone rang, startling me smooth out of my internal feminist diatribe. It was late. Marlboro Man had dropped me off half an hour earlier; he was probably halfway home. I loved his phone calls. His late-at-night, I’m-just-thinking-about-you, I-just-wanted-to-say-good-night phone calls. I picked up the phone. “Hello?” “Hey,” he said. “Hey,” I replied. You sizzling specimen you. “What’re you doing?” he asked, casually. I glanced down at the pile of tank tops I’d just neatly folded. “Oh, just reading a book,” I replied. Liar. He continued, “Feel like talking?” “Sure,” I said. “I’m not doing anything.” I crawled onto the comfortable chair in my room and nestled in. “Well…come outside,” he said. “I’m parked in your driveway.” My stomach lurched. He wasn’t joking.””
