Quote by Ree Drummond

“I walked proudly out of the church, the new wife of Marlboro Man. When we exited the same doors through which my dad and…

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“When we arrived at the wedding at Marlboro Man’s grandparents’ house, I gasped. People were absolutely everywhere: scurrying and mingling and sipping champagne and…

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“Nothing in my life could have prepared me for the horror of watching Marlboro Man, my new love, and his brother, Tim, whom I’d…

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“I arrived back home just before midnight, and Marlboro Man met me at the car. I could hear nothing but cows and crickets when…

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“Once out of the church doors, Marlboro Man swatted me. “Ow!” I shrieked, feeling stung. “What was that for?” “Just your Tuesday spanking,” Marlboro…

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“I fell asleep at nine that night and didn’t move until nine the next morning, waking up still dressed and wrapped like a pupa…

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“And as we walked into the house, I smiled contentedly, realizing that the stress of the previous twenty-four hours had all but disappeared from…

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“As we started moving, I noticed that Marlboro Man was riding at my pace. “The horses need to be shod,” he said, grinning. “They…

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“Two days before our wedding, we were making out in a dark, hazy movie theater. It was one of the most romantic moments of…

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“Hey…you okay?” Marlboro Man repeated. My heart fluttered in horror. I wanted to jump out of the bathroom window, scale down the trellis, and…

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“Then I saw the figure standing outside my car door: it was Marlboro Man, who’d come outside to greet me. His jeans were clean,…

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“I awoke early the next morning to the sound of my phone ringing. My phone had rung so much over the past twenty-four hours,…

— Ree Drummond