"So you’re saying the afterlife is hard on……" — Rachel Vincent
"So you’re saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that’s probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure."
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285 Quotes by Rachel Vincent
Rachel Vincent has 285 quotes on this site.
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Ask for the impossible, then settle instead for what you really wanted in the first place.
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The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was…
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A smart woman would have shut up. Did I? Hell no. Intelligence is overrated anyway.
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It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it!
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When mice run, cats give chase.
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Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for…
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Behind me, Marc made a soft whistling sound, clearly impressed. “That’s not standard procedure,” he said, his tone entirely too…
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Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and…
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Marc’s hand tightened visibly around Kevin’s fingers, his digits going white. Again. Both men clenched their jaws, Kevin in pain,…
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In the office, Michael sat behind our father’s desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making…
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I laughed. It was just like Owen to make excuses for someone else’s shortcomings. Even fictional characters. Owen found my…
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Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.
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More Afterlife Quotes
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I am not interested in the afterlife. Religion is supposed to be about losing your ego, not preserving it eternally…
— Karen Armstrong
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely…
— Douglas Adams
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During the 1990s, world leaders looked at the mounting threat of terrorism, looked up, looked away, and hoped the problem…
— John Boehner
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Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders.
— Louis D. Brandeis
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
— George Carlin
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If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have lost the future.
— Winston Churchill
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I would like to believe in an afterlife; it makes things more palatable. But I'm not banking on it.
— Jarvis Cocker
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There is an afterlife. I am convinced of this.
— Paulo Coelho
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Everyone who understands the nature of God rightly necessarily knows that God is to be believed and hoped in, that…
— William Ames
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I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven…
— Isaac Asimov
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The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
— Woody Allen
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I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
— Woody Allen
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