Bus driver Quote by Rachel Simon

“if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive”

— Dmitry Dyatlov

“The bus had one too many people on it (the driver), so all of them had to die. The only thing that saved all…

— Jarod Kintz

“How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.”

— Mike Miller

“It took me one more year to admit that I could no longer control my drinking. And finally on July 7, 1986, I quit,…

— Anne Lamott

“It's really hard to drive, talk on the phone, and jack off at the same time. And, amazingly, nobody in the back of my…

— Jarod Kintz

“It strikes me as ironic that tonight I refused to get into the car of a drunk driver, but I let a near-stranger fuck…

— Edward Southgate

“I was just finishing up my drink then I was off to get the night bus.' Carol grinned. 'Your sophistication never ceases to amaze…

— Val McDermid

“In that slippery, sliding moment, his disappointment begins to heal. If the bus driver has appeared at this moment, this very day, then there…

— Susan May

“Alcohol. It can give the courage to talk dirty and the permission to go home with the bartender. It’s the alibi. The cover story.…

— Emma Chase

“Friends don't let friends drive drunk." "Are you trying to appeal to my conscience?" "How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Driving is so dangerous I haven't got the guts to do it sober.”

— Joseph Hansen

“Without a driver this bus is lost.”

— Yann Martel