Navy seal Quote by Rachel Robinson

“Date?” I hear the hardness creeping into his voice. “I’ve escorted a lot of women around this town, and I’ve fucked a hell of…

— J. Kenner

“Is this how you get dates? You drag women into your car, lock them inside and don't let them out till they've agreed to…

— Ann Bruce

“I know you've dated now and then. I know, because I considered having any man who went out with you shot. Thought about it…

— Kathleen Creighton

“I'm a dangerous man," he opens his eyes and shapes his fingers into what makes them look like a gun. He starts to shoot…

— Cameron Jace

“Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the…

— Vicki Lesage

“I don't date.Ever.”

— Samantha Towle

“I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he'd call.…

— Cath Crowley

“I’m not very good with dating. I never was at twenty-two and I’m not much better at forty-two. Small talk… tiptoeing around things. I…

— Carol Mason

“Have you ever had a date so bad, it makes you contemplate a lobotomy?”

— Steph Campbell

“An actual date with a boy. This is possibly, definitely the number one best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I have no…

— Becky Albertalli

“I peeked at him out of the corner of my eye. He had a slight smirk on his face. I imagined he was mentally…

— Colleen Houck

“Dating and hiring have a lot in common.”

— Scott Wintrip