"The first expert said he had attention deficit……" — Pseudonymous Bosch
"The first expert said he had attention deficit disorder. The second expert said the first was out of order. One said he was autistic, another that he was artistic. One said he had Tourette's syndrome. One said he had Asperger's syndrome. And one said the problem was that his parents had Munchausen syndrome. Still another said all he needed was a good old-fashioned spanking."
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Xxxx xxxx x xxxx, xxxxx xxx x xxx xxx x xxxx. Xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxxxx xxxx xx Xxxxxxx.
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*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or…
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But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?
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Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.
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