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“A chiropractor is a doctor who performs adjustments on the spine," Rickey told the class before bending Gary backward and "adjusting" him, ripping off the false arm and spraying red hair dye all over the classroom. Gary howled in "pain" and collapsed dramatically on the threadbare school carpet…” quote by Poppy Z. Brite
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““A chiropractor is a doctor who performs adjustments on the spine," Rickey told the class before bending Gary backward and "adjusting" him, ripping off the false arm and spraying red hair dye all over the classroom. Gary howled in "pain" and collapsed dramatically on the threadbare school carpet, his legs flailing a bit before hitting the floor with a terrible, final-sounding thunk . That was the first time they were sent to the principal's office together. They had to apologize to their teacher and explain to their classmates that doctor visits were unlikely to result in surprise dismemberments.””

Poppy Z. Brite

About This Quote

Source Short story: “The Chiropractor’s Lesson”, 2015

A darkly comic tale showing how a doctor’s authority can be misused, leading to chaos.

In simple terms: Authority can be abused, causing harm.

Key Takeaway

Question and verify expertise before trusting.

Themes

authority abuse humor trust

Mood

cautious skeptical

Type

satirical cautionary

When to use this quote

  • medical appointments
  • classroom demonstrations
  • online health advice

Key Concepts

power dynamics ethical boundaries

Questions to Reflect On

  • When should you challenge a professional’s claim?
  • How do you balance trust and critical thinking?
A Different Perspective

Not all professionals act responsibly; skepticism is healthy.

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