"'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my……" — Penn Jillette
"'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog."
—
Penn Jillette
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
227 Quotes by Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette has 227 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The…
-
The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
-
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and…
-
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get…
-
This I believe: I believe there is no God.
-
I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you…
-
How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or…
-
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody…
-
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life…
-
How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
-
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people,
-
The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.
See all 227 quotes by Penn Jillette »
More Common Quotes
This quote is filed under Common Quotes,
one of 4,888 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and…
— Hannah Arendt
-
It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of…
— Aristotle
-
Pain is something that's common to human life. When we ignore it, we aren't engaging in the whole reality, and…
— Karen Armstrong
-
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
— Matthew Arnold
-
These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other…
— William Henry Ashley
-
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
-
We are certainly in a common class with the beasts; every action of animal life is concerned with seeking bodily…
— Saint Augustine
-
The universal order and the personal order are nothing but different expressions and manifestations of a common underlying principle.
— Marcus Aurelius
-
She saw too that man has the power of exceeding himself, of becoming himself more entirely and profoundly than he…
— Sri Aurobindo
-
Well, the common enemy in North America is the Western consumer. The consumer has driven oil up to $50 a…
— Dan Aykroyd
-
A constitutional statesman is in general a man of common opinions and uncommon abilities.
— Walter Bagehot
-
I don't think Warren Buffett should be the treasurer or whatever. Warren Buffett's nuts! Just because he's a freaking billionaire…
— Stephen Baldwin
See all 4,888 Common Quotes »