"I hate that not everything ever written is……" — Penn Jillette

"I hate that not everything ever written is on iBooks. Man, I hate paper."

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227 Quotes by Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette has 227 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The…
The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and…
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get…
This I believe: I believe there is no God.
I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you…
How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or…
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody…
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life…
How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people,
The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.

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More Ever Written Quotes

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This Old Testament - containing error, folly, absurdity and immorality - is by English statute law declared to be of… — Annie Besant
But I honestly don't read critics. My dad reads absolutely everything ever written about me. He calls me up to… — Fiona Apple
Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The secret of success is in turning… — Laozi
Modern civilization is largely devoted to the pursuit of the cult of delusion. There is no general information about the… — Sogyal Rinpoche
I would be a liar if I said I don't care [about my appearance]; yes, I care. I found it… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book… — A A Milne
No one has ever written, painted, sculpted, modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell. — Antonin Artaud
No poem was ever written by a drinker of water. — Horace
I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear The Stranger. You May Be Right may be one of… — Adam Pally
I find the songs I want to record by listening to as much music as I can. 'When I hear… — Alison Krauss
You shouldn't think of these movies as being 'The Lord of the Rings.' The Lord of the Rings is, and… — Peter Jackson
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written — Todd Barry

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