Ulcers Quote by Paul Lynde Download Open image “I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.” — Paul Lynde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ulcers
I was hoping I was going to get an ulcer. I was hoping to boost my research career by developing a bleeding ulcer. — Barry Marshall Copy Share Image
I used to have stomach ulcers and stuff when I was in the 10th grade. I'd be doubled over on the floor, I was… — Dale Earnhardt Jr Copy Share Image
My father put it right when he said: 'I don't get ulcers. I give ulcers.' — Edgar Bronfman, Sr Copy Share Image
My IQ is 154. It was measured because my father was desperately hoping that they could determine if I had anything wrong psychologically so… — Lady Colin Campbell Copy Share Image
Before the 20th century, the ulcer was not a respectable disease. Doctors would say, 'You're under a lot of stress.' Nineteenth-century Europe and America… — Barry Marshall Copy Share Image
Bleeding ulcers run in my family, we give them to each other. — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table,… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
The poor think they will be happy when they become rich. The rich think they will be happy when they are rid of their… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
R is a velocity of measure, defined as a reasonable speed of travel that is consistent with health, mental well-being, and not being more than, say, five minutes late. It is therefore clearly as almost infinite variable figure according to circumstances, since the first two factors vary not only with speed as an absolute, but also with awareness of the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share
[Electronic newspapers will bring] plenty of ulcers for journalists because they'll have new deadlines every 60 seconds. It'll be a race to file. On… — Russ Wilcox Copy Share Image
One of the lowest points in my life was when I was diagnosed and combated with severe ulcerative colitis which is severe ulcers in… — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
My bones are brittle, my heart weak and erratic, my esophagus and stomach riddled with ulcers, my reproductive system shot, my immune system useless...… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
A coach can't be concerned with the poor ballplayer. If the player can't make it, he's got to be out right away. It's a… — John McNally Copy Share Image
Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are. — Mark Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I received a card the other day from Steve Early which said, "Don't Worry Me--I am an 8 Ulcer Man on 4 Ulcer Pay. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
...men in fear and hunger destroy their stomachs in the fight to secure certain food, where men hungering for love destroy everything lovable about them… In the world ruled by tigers with ulcers, rutted by strictured bulls, scavenged by blind jackals… What can it profit a man to gain the whole world and to come to his property with a… — John Steinbeck Copy Share
Bleeding ulcers run in my family, we give them to each other. — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
The seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank, mostly adults, a few accompanied by children. On the seals' tank a plaque warns: COINS CAN KILL——IF SWALLOWED, COINS CAN LODGE IN AN ANIMAL'S STOMACH AND CAUSE ULCERS, INFECTIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT THROW COINS IN… — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share
Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image