Quote by Paul Charbonneau

Only fools, liars, and charlatans predict earthquakes

— Charles Francis Richter

“You might think that, by now, people would have become accustomed to the idea of natural catastrophes. We live on a planet that is…

— Christopher Hitchens

The idea of an Earth Quake really shakes me up.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant.

— Dana Gould

“We need a political earthquake, not geologic earthquake.”

— Davan Yahya Khalil

“considered earthquakes and decided they were the result of air trapped inside the earth that had sought a way out, a form of geological…

— Alain de Botton

Earthquakes traveling through the interior of the globe are like so many messengers sent out to explore a new land. The messages are constantly…

— Reginald Aldworth Daly

I live a half mile from the San Andreas fault - a fact that bubbles up into my consciousness every time some other part…

— Gary Hamel

“Professor Winthrop delivered an influential lecture at Harvard proposing the earthquake might have been caused by heat and pressure below the surface of the…

— Sarah Vowell

The line between inner and outer landscapes is breaking down. Earthquakes can result from seismic upheavals within the human mind. The whole random universe…

— William S. Burroughs

“There is no known scientific way of predicting earthquakes. The most reliable method is to count the number of missing cats in the local…

— John Lloyd

Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!"…

— Jack Handey