Adult Quote by Paul Bloom

Families survive the terrible twos because toddlers aren't strong enough to kill with their hands and aren't capable of using lethal weapons.

— Paul Bloom

“Toddlers are adorable, but taking care of them doesn’t really get easier. Whoever came up with the term “terrible twos” must have felt very…

— Jim Gaffigan

I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds…

— Ray Romano

“Whoever came up with the term “terrible twos” must have felt very foolish after their kid turned three.”

— Jim Gaffigan

Unfortunately, dozens of toddlers injure themselves, even kill people with guns, because, unfortunately, not everyone who has loaded guns in their homes takes appropriate…

— Hillary Clinton

Two-year-olds are notterribleMbut their reputation is.

— Anonymous

“Once your baby starts to walk you’ll realize why cribs are designed like prisons from the early 1900s. This is clearly because toddlers are…

— Jim Gaffigan

“A student once asked me if I would let a two-year-old watch The Passion of the Christ (2004). I answered in the negative; but…

— Douglas M. Beaumont

A kind of second childhood falls on so many men. They trade their violence for the promise of a small increase of life span.…

— John Steinbeck

There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

— Cleveland Amory

It is terrible when an infant dies, but worse, most people think, when a three-year-old child dies, and worse still when an adolescent does.

— Ezekiel Emanuel

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They're heavy to…

— J. B. Smoove