Bent Quote by Patrick Heusinger

A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both…

— David Sedaris

“I slept in myself, didn’t get up until about nine.” “Has anyone looked outside, checked to see if the world is still spinning on…

— J.D. Robb

I was broke into my forties.

— Jen Sincero

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

— Steven Wright

For two hours I'd felt myself stretching tighter and tighter, like a rubber band pulled to the point of snapping. And now, I could…

— Sarah Dessen

The only break I ever took was to eat. That's all I did. Work, and then quickly eat something. It became my main pleasure,…

— John Prescott

I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week.…

— Paul Pierce

And so I rehabilitate myself - staying up late this Friday night in spite of vowing to go to bed early, because it is…

— Sylvia Plath

I couldn't sleep one night, and I didn't know what to do, so I came downstairs and started playing the piano. That's when I…

— Benson Boone

“I woke up feeling extra sluggish, probably because I had a hard time sleeping. I grabbed an apple from the dining table and headed…

— Steve the Noob

Finally, you get the job, and you think you'll be dancing on the ceiling, but I just wanted to go take a nap. It…

— Josh Duhamel

I was in really good shape after I finished this movie, 'End of Watch.'

— Michael Pena