Quote by Patric Juillet

“For too many questions there’s only one vague answer: God was everywhere (Martin once remarked: not in my undies!), accompanied by a thinly veiled…

— Patric Juillet

“Crabs and medusas were my natural enemies. Crabs because I once got bitten on my bum as I had fallen asleep on a rock…

— Patric Juillet

“what were you doing there at ten o’clock at night when all good Catholic boys are fast asleep?” “It was eleven o’clock, Father.” “Even…

— Patric Juillet

“The Gruyère cousins were waiters from a nearby village. It wasn’t their real name. Eloise had nicknamed them Gruyère because they were forgetful, you…

— Patric Juillet

“In short, I could be bought for a giant plate of sardines,”

— Patric Juillet

“           •   On dunces: in the old days, if you were found out to be a dunce on any given subject you would have been asked…

— Patric Juillet

“I took out the round, crusty bread and made a hole in the centre with my thumb. Then I opened the tin of sardines…

— Patric Juillet

“But I knew this much: how could anyone with half a brain would want to live in a vast, cold place like Russia which…

— Patric Juillet

“The Holy Ghost? What was a Holy Ghost? A ghost with upper connections? A sacred linen sheet with holes for eyes that roamed around…

— Patric Juillet

“In ancient Greece, some people did that for a living. They would just sit on a tree branch or a stone bench and ponder,…

— Patric Juillet

“           •   On dogs: dogs are cleverer than we think. Everything in their world is indexed and catalogued, taking no one and nothing for granted and…

— Patric Juillet

“and Fanfan, a single pen must be used, you understand what I’m saying?” “Yes, Monsieur Noiraud,” I said. I knew very well what he…

— Patric Juillet