Quote by Paddy Green

“( a court officer's assessment of a particularly obnoxious young defendant...) "His mother shoulda ate him while his head was still soft." This kills me every time...” quote by Paddy Green — Download Open image

““( a court officer's assessment of a particularly obnoxious young defendant...) "His mother shoulda ate him while his head was still soft." This kills me every time...””

Paddy Green

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