Animals Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

“Sucking the fun out of life has always been an important component of politics.”

— P.J. O'Rourke

“A road trip with Richard Nixon would seem like gum surgery on wheels. But Hunter S. Thompson actually went on a road trip with…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“Perhaps in that flight of birds . . . the leader was not really a bold spirit trusting to its own initiative and hypnotizing…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“Indeed, it costs more. CNN reports that Hillary and Bill collected $153 million in speaking fees between 2001 and 2015. Ken Starr, according to…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“The world’s richest man pulled Microsoft out of his butt. All Bill Gates exploited was a line of 0s and 1s as long as…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“We all know how 'modern democracies take loaves from the wealthy.' It's the slipups in the 'pass them out to the poor' department that…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“The Affordable Health Care for Americans Act, passed by the House of Representatives on November 7, 2009, was 1,990 pages long. You could stand…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“We common folk may not be able to match Trump’s piggy bank, but even the most high-minded and charitable among us can match his…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“If Melania had come out and said, “According to my husband, I should be very pretty to get what I want in life,” that…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“Instead of cathedrals, mosques and ancient temples, we have duty-free shops—at their best in Kuwait. I never knew there was so much stuff I…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“And if there’s a libertarian moment in the future it won’t be while moderates are in charge. Because there are three basic tenets to…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“We got over feminism, too. At least women did, as soon as they were hired for those high-prestige jobs that only men used to…

— P.J. O'Rourke