Family Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

Like Barack Obama's father, Trump's mother was an immigrant. But Trump doesn't often bring up his Scottish ancestry on the campaign trail.

— Mary Pilon

Donald Trump unveiled his immigration policy and now he's getting a lot of flak. His policy would have prevented his own grandfather from coming…

— Conan O'Brien

“...I think he is just an old man who still believes in his country, his old Germany. we all wanted a new Germany, but…

— Ann Rinaldi

This grandson of an Irish immigrant, after whom I was named, Richard Michael Cawley is my grandfather. I was right that - and I…

— Mike Pence

“His departure would return the Trump organization to pure family control—the family and its functionaries, without an internal rival for brand meaning and leadership.…

— Michael Wolff

“It is utterly impossible to conjure a black facsimile of Donald Trump—to imagine Obama, say, implicating an opponent’s father in the assassination of an…

— Ta-Nehisi Coates

“His adopted dad is white and Jewish, giving him full access to black jokes, white jokes, and Jewish jokes. “You’re so lucky,” I say.…

— Kenny Porpora

Donald Trump is not a 71-year-old white man. He is an Indian uncle. He wears suits that don't fit; he can't speak English properly.…

— Hasan Minhaj

Donald Trump seems to do a good job mentioning his own name.

— Barack Obama

“Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.”

— Krista Ritchie

“Donald Trump of”

— Suzanne Nelson

“When I first met him, he had a recurrent nightmare that Henry Kissinger was chasing him with a knife, and I said it was…

— Nora Ephron